'You can't lose something you never had'

OK. It's official- I'm cursed. 

You may laugh, but seriously, EVERY COUPLE I EVER LOVE TURNS OUT TO BE A DISASTER! ¬-¬

List of relationships I have invested my heart into:

1. John James and Josie

Level of obsession: EXTREME.

Story: The typical boy meets girl, they're reluctant to admit their feelings but eventually have an awful lot of snuggle time, with the added twist of a bazillion cameras watching them...

VERDICT: They stayed together 8 months then called it quits and are now on opposite sides of the world. Great.

2. Zac and Ashley

Level of obsession: Moderate

Story: Girl meets boy when she's 16 and he's 12 with goofy teeth, they become best friends and soon he grows into the handsome young thing that Zefron is today, she's h'obviously head over heels for him and him her yet nothing has ever happened.

VERDICT: Zac dated her close friend Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley now has a (rather large and scary) boyfriend. Ashley would never betray Vanessa by dating Zac anyway. Joy.

3. Ali and Brian

Level of obsession: High

Story: Actress Ali Bastian is paired with cheesy American dancer Brian Fortuna in British entertainment show 'Strictly Come Dancing'. They flirt from early on, chemistry is evident and they suffer from heavy teasing and speculation whilst keeping their relationship under wraps, until the semi-final when they ended a dance with a 'real kiss', much to Brucey's delight. They then went on to star together in West End show 'Burn the Floor'.

VERDICT: They actually made it longer than JJJ, almost a year, then time apart enforced the realisation that they didn't actually like each other that much and had a friendly, mature-ish break up. Although many people accused Brian of just using her for the fame and money. Fabulous. 

4. The Doctor and Amy Pond

Level of obsession: Low-ish, I guess

SHE'S FRIGGIN' MARRIED TO A DORK AND HE'S A BLIDDY TIME TRAVELLER. NEED I SAY ANY MORE?

5. Roxy and Christian (Eastenders)

Level of obsession: Moderate

Story: Very cute best friends, her being very possibly in love with him. They were going to have a baby together but that didn't work out...

VERDICT: The fact that Christian is uber gay caused a few complications... and Roxy is with Michael Moon now, though he is a bit of a creepy one. Yay.

6. CHANNY. aka Sonny and  Chad

Level of obsession: Was high, now moderate

Story: Wisconsin girl Sonny Munroe gets to live her dream of being on her favourite comedy show 'So Random!' and Chad Dylan Cooper is the main character of their rival show, tween drama 'Mackenzie Falls'. They seemingly hate each other throughout Season 1 although deeper feelings are frequently hinted at, then in Season 2 they date and eventually kiss *enter gasps here* (which is a real big thing considering it's Disney Channel)

VERDICT: Uhm, They break up. I haven't seen the Season finale but from what I heard I don't think they get back together. And Sonny actress Demi Lovato has now left the show, so I doubt the loose ends will be tied, Channy is forgotten... Woohoo.

I would now yap on and on about Penny Valentine and Malick in Holby City, but as friends of mine are frequently reminded- this is the last we saw of Penny. D:

It still hurts to look at this picture.

So this is why I think I'm cursed. Either that or I'm just very, VERY bad at choosing relationships to obsess over. I only do it to stop myself from obsessing over my own though. That subject would need a whole new blog...